October 31, 2004

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

The Lost Skull of Cadavra Happy Halloween Everyone! The skull commands you, GO! Trick or Treat now!...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-31-04

October 30, 2004

Anime USA 2004 ~ Scenes from a Japanese Animation Convention

Dragon Ball Z! Are you ready for some Anime? Friday night Larry Disney and I attended the Anime USA 2004 Convention in Tyson's Corner, VA. Seventy percent of the attendees were in the 13 thru 19 age group. If Jenne and I had had children 15 years ago I...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-30-04

October 29, 2004

Still Life ~ Photo Friday Image for 10.29.04

Tatami Matt Reflection on Saki Cup My submission for this week's Photo Friday challenge of Still Life....

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-29-04

Milky Way Cake

Walking into the office kitchen this AM to get my morning cup of Joe, I spied a rather plain looking cake sitting on the counter with a note attached that read, "Happy Halloween CompanyNameHere. Mrs. B.P." Ummmmmmm cake aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr. Not knowing what kind of cake it is I went in...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-29-04

October 28, 2004

A Real Life Homer Simpson Moment

In the Simpson’s episode Lisa Gets an "A" (thanks MM) we find the family on their way home from church and having the following verbal exchange. Bart: Oh, I'm starving! Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze? Marge: No, no one's going Catholic. Three...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-28-04

One Fingered Victory Salute!

See Gee Dubya give the camera his one fingered victory salute right here. Thanks George. I salute ya right back and hopefully on Tuesday you'll get your White House eviction notice!...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-28-04

Hobbits DID Exist

It looks like Hobbits, or something very much like them did actually exist. Read this story that came to me via Professor Pan. Thanks Professor. Maybe they were wiped out by a species of giant rabbit like the one pictured in the previous entry. Either that or a volcano....

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-28-04

Ads ~ Thursday Challenge Image for 10.28.04

"_______________________" My Thursday Challenge submission for this week's challenge of Ad. I invite you to come up with a suitable title or caption. Talk about a SLJ*. Did you ever see the poor schlubs dressed as mattresses walking the side of the road in ninety degree heat promoting a...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-28-04

October 27, 2004

The Golden Cat

Golden Cat "We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are." Anais Nin The above photograph was made in the front window of a Chinese restaurant in Annapolis, MD this past summer. I guess that makes it a store front photograph in a way. I...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-27-04

October 26, 2004

Finale ~ PhotoTime Tuesday Image for 10.26.04

Finish Line Well another weekly photo meme is closing its virtual doors. A few months ago Reb closed down Theme Thursday and this week Sherle closes down PhotoTime Tuesday. "PhotoTime has been fun, but I need a break. It was begun to fill a void back when there were...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-26-04

I HEART My Commute... OR Clogged Arteries on the Beltway

Everyone knows that I have the KILLER COMMUTE! And I can tell that my family and friends are all very concerned about me because I keep getting the following links in my email box. I get the point my friends. You can stop sending me these articles now. From the...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-26-04

October 25, 2004

Scene at Turner's Gap

Scene at Turner's Gap, Boonsboro, MD October 24, 2004. I photographed this country scene on the way home from volunteering at Antietam National Battlefield yesterday. Three days before the battle of Antietam the Union Army's First Corps stormed up Turner's Gap and dislodged the Confederate defenders. That night the...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-25-04

October 24, 2004

Who's Line is it Anyway... on stage

Turn Your Head and Cough! Colin Mochrie and Brad Sherwood of TV's Who's Line is it Anyway? performed last night on the stage at UMBC. Jenne and I were fortunate enough to be invited to this student and family only homecoming show. Ahhh, so how did we get into...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-24-04

October 23, 2004

Selling Flowers

Orchids, 8x10 matted and framed $175 Fallen Petals, 11x14 matted and framed $190 I am so excited and happy! I sold the above two photographs at the Margaret Smith Gallery this afternoon, and photographer Scott Berlin sold his second image as well. It really paid off spending four hours...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-23-04

October 22, 2004

Saturday at the Gallery

Since I have a few folks coming to the gallery tomorrow - the executive VP where I work and his family, friends from Baltimore and some from NoVA - and I am going to be there to meet them I wanted to let you all know that I will be...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-22-04

DARE YOU ENTER...

[swelling music ala John Williams]..... DA DUMMMMM...... DUNGEON MAJESTY? DA DA DAAAA DUMMMMMMMM! Once at the main page click shows and then hi or low res trailer. Warning: this short film is for the ultra ubber role playing game geek! Well... and maybe for those of you who may be...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-22-04

Belief-O-Matic

Via Michael Marshall What religious belief are you? Click the "continue reading" link below to see my results....

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-22-04

WORST Album Covers Ever

Via Professor Pan Here they are folks... the WORST album covers ever. Be sure to view both pages....

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-22-04

Gallery Show Opening a Grand Success

All photos taken by my good friend, Clark Oliver. Thanks Clark. Beauty, eh. Opening Night in Town, A juxtaposition of Main Street Ellicott City and the reflection of the reception in the gallery third floor window. Clark told me that my work was his inspiration for this photograph. Thanks Clark....

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-22-04

October 21, 2004

TODAY IS THE DAY!

This is THEEEEEE day. The opening reception is ten hours away as I write this. It still feels surreal. How long have I and my fellow members of the CMPG been working on this? I don't remember anymore. I think it all started back in July and it's been...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-21-04

October 20, 2004

The Photos Were Hung on the Walls With Great Care

Clockwise from upper left - Rob, Geren and the back of Scott's head play photograph Tetris. Four of my images can be seen hanging on the wall in the background. Well, it took almost four hours for Rob, Geren, Scott and I to hang all of the photographs on...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-20-04

October 19, 2004

Priviledge ~ PhotoTime Tuesday Image for 10.19.04

A Parking Spot for Me I am priviledged to have my very own special parking place right off Main Street in Old Town Ellicott City. I'm not telling you exactly where either, so there! I'm special and I have have needs... special needs, so I have this parking place....

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-19-04

October 18, 2004

George W. Bush Debate Notes Published

Click here and read President George W. Bush's debate notes. Via Michael...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-18-04

More Unexpected Road Signs

This Little Piggy Never expected to see this as a warning sign on a country road in Carroll County, MD. I wonder if there were any pot bellied elephants in the area or four assed monkies! But that would involve getting a genetical engineer to do the job and...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-18-04

Supersized Weekend

What a full, fun and productive weekend. Jenne and I went to my cousin Karan’s for a party on Saturday, I got some cool storm photographs, kicked some teenage butt at the Star Wars Battlefront video game - I love kicking the ass of teenages who think they are just...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-18-04

October 17, 2004

Beam Me Up

Planet Play Now this is my kind of planet, right after Blisstonia - known for its elevated levels of bliss - and Rigley's Pleasure Planet! Beam me up Scotty!...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-17-04

Return of the King Extended Edition

I can hardly wait for this!! I am so ready for another incredible butt-numb-a-thon in December!! via Jaime...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-17-04

October 16, 2004

Storm Over Stansburry Creek

Jenne and I went to a Confirmation Party at my cousin's home this afternoon in Middle River, MD. Karan and her daughter, Laura had their Confirmation Ceremony earlier in the day and the party was at their waterfront home on Stansburry Creek. While I was inside stuffing my face her...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-16-04

October 15, 2004

Unexpected ~ Photo Friday Images for 10.15.04

Unexpected flood waters at an intersection. Stopping is highly recommended. WATCH OUT... Church ahead! Beware of conversions! I had never expected to see a highway warning sign for a church before. LOOK OUT! There's a bicyclist riding up a predestrian's ass ahead. Having a bike rode up your ass...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-15-04

October 14, 2004

Gate(s) ~ Thursday Challenge Images for 10.14.04

For this week's Thursday Challenge of Gate I give you a retrospective of photographs relateing to gates that I have made over the past year and a half. Enjoy and feel free to share your comments. Be Thou My Vision, Gate at St. Paul's Cemetary, Ellicott City, MD 2003 Break...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-14-04

October 13, 2004

In the Hot Seat... Women, Fire and Dangerous Things

We're BACK!!!! We now return to the regular bi weekly feature of In the Hot Seat here at Burnham Down the House. This week I put Women, Fire and Dangerous Things in the seat, and by that I mean blog owner and author, Clark Oliver! Sorry guys, no actual women...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-13-04

October 12, 2004

Fantasy ~ PhotoTime Tuesday Image for 10.12.04

Chocolate Fantasy... or nightmare? An army of Hershey Kiss stuffed plush toys! Hershey's Chocolate World, Hershey Park, Hershey, PA, September 4, 2004. Do you think I've said Hershey enough? My fantasy for today though is just getting out of the office. It's too damn nice outside to be stuck...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-12-04

Water, Water Everywhere...

... and it's dehydrated! It's a miracle of modern science! What a marvelous age we live in. Get your DEHYDRATED WATER right here! Stock up now and avoid the rush. LOL! This came to me via my employer's Chief Technology Officer, thanks Joe....

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-12-04

October 11, 2004

Well, do you?

"At forty-two I decided to become a photographer because it offered a means of creative thought and action. I didn’t rationalize this, I just felt it intuitively and followed my intuition, which I have never regretted." ::: Wynn Bullock, Photographer ::: "I think that the very earliest influence was...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-11-04

Disgusting ~ Moody Monday Images for 10.11.04

Squish Selected for Rejection A couple of weeks ago I was real early for my physical thereapy appointment, so I cruised around behind the plaza to get a behind the scenes look at offices and restaurants and look for off beat photo ops. Laying scattered on the ground in...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-11-04

October 09, 2004

Burnham Family & Friends Fall Picnic

The Hay Ride Today was the day of the Burnham Family & Friends Fall Picnic at my parent's place in Manchester, Carroll County, MD. It was a really great day full of fun and Jenne and I got to see many relatives that we rarely see the rest of...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-09-04

October 08, 2004

2 x 4 ~ Photo Friday Image for 10.08.04

Sidewalk Chalk What does sidewalk chalk have to do with 2x4? If you're thinking about a pice of lumber than it has absolutely nothing to do with it, but when Photo Friday puts their own twist on it... well 2x4 can be an infinite number of photographic posibilities. This...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-08-04

The Stuff of Dreams

Dream of Flight Something has happened to me that has not happened in the last five months. No, not another accident silly. I woke up this morning and remembered my dream! I can recall – even now, hours after it occurred - lots of details and I am able...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-08-04

October 07, 2004

Baba Ganoush opens account at Genetic Savings and Clone

Jenne and I own two wonderful Bengal cats named Poe and San (rhymes with Kahn) and we love em big time. Because we own Bengals - which we think are the most wonderful breed of cat - this article really got my attention. Clark and Kim also own a wonderful...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-07-04

Tree ~ Thursday Challenge Image for 10.07.04

Fall Colours Outside My Office Window, Reston, VA, October 7, 2004 I just made the above photograph on my lunch hour. The tree just outside my office window is in the midst of its fall colour change. The way the sun hits it mid-day really makes the colours pop,...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-07-04

Gallery Show in Two Weeks!!

The gallery show starts with the reception two weeks from today, and you are all invited to attend and feel free to bring a guest or guests with you! The more the merrier. I can't believe that it is now only two weeks away! The time is flying, but...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-07-04

October 06, 2004

Road Side Impressionism

"Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better." Albert Einstein These wild flowers are growing in a managed patch - there's an oxymoron for you - at the interchange of Virginia routes 28 and 50. You'd never know from looking at this photograph that traffic jammed...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-06-04

October 05, 2004

Give that Girl a Lightsaber

Go on over to my friend Clark's web site and check out his Jedi Knight wife, Kim in action. Hey Kim, watch where you SCHWING dat thang! And since we are talking Star Wars and women you can also check out Star Wars Chicks dot Com....

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-05-04

Deep Space Probes Have Found Him

...and you can see him here! We have to get this guy a hat....

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-05-04

Ordinary ~ PhotoTime Tuesday Image for 10.05.04

Picket Fence, Union Mills, MD 2003. This week's PhotoTime Tuesday is Or·di·nar·y; adjective: Commonly encountered; usual. See Synonyms at common. See also normal, commonplace, usual. The white picket fence is pretty ordinary in many American neighborhoods. The one above was photographed - on film - at the Union Mills...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-05-04

What's that Humming Sound?

That's what everyone at an Australian airport was asking! “It was rather disconcerting when the rubbish bin started humming furiously,” cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant said....

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-05-04

October 03, 2004

HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY JENNE

That's right, Jenne turned fifty-years young today! Happy Birthday to my loving wife of fourteen years. She is older than I am yet she looks younger! How does she do it?! That is a secret we may never know. For her birthday I took her away to the Bavarian Inn...

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Posted by Will Burnham on 10-03-04