Candy corn is a pretty odd candy. It sort of looks like Indian Corn, but it really doesn't taste like corn. What does it taste like? Certainly not chicken. If it did taste like chicken you'd have to call it candy chicken, but then you'd have to change the shape too, but who would eat chicken flavored candy, or candy flavored chicken? Anyway, I am not a real big fan of candy corn. Mainly because, unlike real corn, I don't get to enjoy it twice.
Think of that when you are eating candy corn. Happy Halloweeen!
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Posted by: Malnurtured Snay on October 31, 2006 05:09 PMYou are a sick f-ck, aren't you.
Posted by: Geren on October 31, 2006 06:36 PMCandy corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there's a ton of it left over. And the candy corn company sends the guys out into the villages, to collect out of the dumpsters all the candy corn we've thrown away. They wash it! They wash it! I'll never forget the first time my mother gave me candy corn. She said, 'Here Lewis! This is corn that tastes like candy!' (takes it, eats it) ... 'This tastes like crap!' And every year since then, Halloween is returned and I, like an Alzheimer's patient, find myself in a room, and the room has a table in it, and on the table, is a bowl of candy corn. And I look at it, as if I've never seen it before. 'Candy corn,' I think. 'Corn that tastes like candy. I can't wait.' (takes it, takes a bite) 'SON OF A BITCH!'
Posted by: SteveK on November 3, 2006 09:05 AM