I have been playing video games since my Uncle Charlie had one of the first Atari consoles. Then our family had the Intelivision. I was playing chess and Risk and the American Heritage war games even longer. Gaming for me started around age seven or eight. Most of the games had cool titles, but many didn't. Here's a list of the FIFTY WORST VIDEO GAME TITLES OF ALL TIME.
I played... well, I didn't play a single game on the list. The titles kept me away. My favorite's from the list are...
* Wild Woody
* Beyond the Beyond (hell, why stop there?)
* Sticky Balls (I'd see a doctor)
* Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino's Butt!
* Lee Trevino's Fighting Golf (if your opponent is winning, club him... to DEATH)
* GOLF Magazine Presents 36 Great Holes Starring Fred Couples (sounds like porn to me)
* Nuts and Milk (that could be porn)
AND
* If It Moves, Shoot It!
"Wargasm"? "Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom"? Just think, someone got paid to think this stuff up. Whoa.
Posted by: tea on October 27, 2006 09:38 AMNow that I've joined the last century and have a laptop, I made the mistake of clicking your link while eating dinner. If any of the milk that shot out of my nose makes my keyboard sticky, I will arrange to have you infected with sticky balls...
Posted by: juli on October 29, 2006 06:50 PM