Somebody please, slow down the planet.

It's December first! WTF! HTFDTH? Seriously, where did 2005 go? I've been working my new job for five months already. I guess I can't really call it a 'new' job anymore, or does that happen at six months? I have owned my MINI for five and a half months! Wasn't I just handing out candy to trick or treaters? Didn't Jenne and I just take down the Christmas decorations from last year? It sure as heck fire feels like it. CHEESUS H. RICE, now I have to Christmas shop, wrap the gifts, put them under the tree and before I know it I will be handing them out and then drinking in the new year. Somebody please, slow down the planet. I'm begging ya.