doing your business? From the article...
Yet don’t for a minute think that this means some kind of cheap stereo with an inbuilt muzak soundtrack. Far from it. The inclusion of a memory card slot means that users can set the music to suit their needs. A couple of short and snappy pop ditties could be ideal backing for an equally brief ‘business trip’. AKA, a POOP dittie!
So the question is, what would you load on the memory stick for when you have to dump a load? I need to think about this and we all know where the best place to think is. Catch ya later.
"...as the intelligent toilet is capable of analyzing what it’s dealing with; taking the appropriate action once dimensions and consistency have been accurately calculated."
Perhaps you can hack this system to change the music to match the load, high powered opera to mask the grunts of constipation, mid 70s style drum solos to accompany diarrhea, etc.
"Inagodadavita" for those really big dumps!
"When I'm 64" for those times that you get in there, and forget what you're doing
"Getting Better" for that first firm one after the squirts
Maybe "Rock of Ages" for constipation
Posted by: Geren on November 18, 2005 09:16 AM