... or mid day or afternoon is having to clean the house. Argh! Over the past few months I have made it easier to do with the purchase of every Swifter Duster product made. Dusting is still a chore, but it's a chore made ten times easier with SDs. The other thing that has made dusting easier is that we no longer have all sorts of nik-nak items sitting around. Since I am doing the dusting - and vacuming - I will not tolerate dozens of chatzkies that need to be moved so I can dust a surface. Not that the surface under the chatzkies gets dusty, so why move them in the first place? I say put a little piece of double sided tape on the bottom and dust around them (or, if you're a redneck, use a leaf blower). Not that Jenne and I ever had dozens of them sitting around to begin with. It's just now we have even less of them. Jenne and I aren't into all those little peices of Americana crapola, like little lighthouses, decorative bottles, miniature horses, Hummel figurines and the like that a lot of people have. Mostly grandmothers in houses that have that 'old person' smell of Ben Gay ointment. Me, I prefer Star Wars figures and they are in the basement... in my domain, and they get dusted once or twice a year when I feel really motivated. Anyway, I must start my cleaning and the way I typically start is to have a pint of beer, get a good buzz going and then put my iPod ear buds in. Time to be off to the fridge. Ummm beer.
UPDATE: I just started my prep for the cleaning (ie Buzz) and now Jenne wants to run the errands first. Either way, I would have to do both, but while I may clean the house with a good buzz going, I won't drive. So we are off in Jenne's Honda. this run is no where near as fun as the Kessel Run. trust me.
Peace.
--Will
It's tschotckes, BTW. Easier to spell "beer."
Posted by: Clark on October 29, 2005 06:02 PMRight you are, Clark, but the way I spell it is easier to pronounce. It's more phonetic. The correct spelling looks more like it would be pronounced t'-shot-see-kess. That sounds Klingon.
MTFBWY,
--Will
Posted by: Will Burnham on October 29, 2005 06:39 PM
Only a little bit off topic since this is your site after all, Will but you have to see this!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/starwars
The Klingon word for tschotckes is Qrapla'. Prononunced Krah-plah.
I despise tschotckes. Even though I have some (I think). My mother has a house full of them and has more in boxes in the basement. Which when her basement flooded, 2 days before her bypass surgery, were in their original boxes and waterlogged shopping bags. All stunk of dirty water and moldy contents. 90% of which came from ABC Distributing, LLC.
I still believe to this day that ABC stands for Another Box of Crap. Or Another Box from China.
Posted by: SteveK on October 30, 2005 09:07 AMI have found the ultimate dusting trick that makes it so I can dust a 4000 sq ft house in under one (you heard me right---one) second.
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I simply take off my glasses...