This weekend Mars makes its closest approach to Earth until June 2018. Be sure to get out and watch the Red Planet for strange surface activity indicating the launch of a major invasion fleet of flying saucers. They will surely be crewed by large headed Martians with big eyes and disintegration guns! Butt have no fear for your corn hole, as the Martians have reached the limits of what anal probing can teach them. Read all about it here.