The Movie Office Space Comes to My Office Space... FOR REAL!

NINA
Michael… - (Michael reaches for it) Bolton?

MICHAEL
That's me.

NINA
Wow! Is that your real name?

MICHAEL
Yeah.

NINA
So are you related to the singer guy?

MICHAEL
No, it's just a coincidence.

SAMIR
How come no one in this country can pronounce my name right? It's Na-
gee-een-ah-jah. Nagaenajar

MICHAEL
At least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

SAMIR
Michael, there's nothing wrong with that name.

MICHAEL
There was nothing wrong with it. Until I was about nine years old and
that no-talent assclown became famous and started winning Grammys.

SAMIR
Well, why don't just go by Mike, instead of Michael?
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It's apparent that this new hire where I work took Samir's advice! Where I work, the HR department puts the name of new hires on the above welcome board. Being a big fan of the Mike Judge film, Office Space imagine my huge outburst of laughter when I walked through the lobby this morning. No I have not met him and I have not called his extension. Nor does he work in my department, and NO I am not going to be one of a thousand ass-hats that ask this poor guy if he's related to that singer guy or if he has heard of/seen the film, Office Space.