but are scared to death to ask. Find it all here folks. If your head's still in the sand on this flu thing it's time to pull it out, read up and be prepared!
Be prepared! That's the Boy Scouts' marching song,
Be prepared! As through life you march along.
Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well.
Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell.
Be prepared! To hide that pack of cigarettes.
Don't make book if you cannot cover bets.
Keep those reefers hidden where you're sure that they will not be found,
And be careful not to smoke them when the scoutmaster's around,**
For he only will insist that they be shared, be prepared!
Be prepared! That's the Boy Scouts' solemn creed,
Be prepared! And be clean in word and deed.
Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice,
Unless you get a good percentage of her price.
Be prepared! And be careful not to do
Your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
If you're looking for adventure of a new and different kind,
And you come across a Girl Scout who is similarly inclined,
Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared. Be prepared!
Be Prepared by TOM LEHRER, from his album TOM LEHRER REVISITED, which is in my CD collection.
The first stanza reminds me of when my missus was a little girl. She wrote F%$& You on the basement wall of the house being built next door...and then signed her name...
Posted by: juli on October 14, 2005 12:30 AM*ploonk* Flu? Turkey jealous of chickens? What? *ploonk*
Posted by: SteveK on October 14, 2005 01:59 PM