Coo Coo for Coconuts

With Mother Nature kicking our oil loving asses diesel fueled car owners may want to go coo coo for the the oil of the coconut as a fuel alternative. Since I do not like the taste of coconut, I can't think of a better use for it. Now if I can convince BMW to make a diesel MINI.

Yeah, I don't like coconut. I especially do not like the shredded kind. You know how disgusting it is to have a single hair in your mouth? Well to me shredded coconut is like having a lot of hairs in the mouth. ICK! Yeah, to you coconut lovers I am a freak. So what, big deal. That just leaves more coconut for you.