Does That Come with Fries and a Drink!?

The above is an actual screen shot I made just a little while ago from the current XBox RPG I am playing called Jade Empire. This is something I never expected to hear in a video game. On a really great date sure, but in a video game?!

During my week of liberating bachelorhood, I am of course playing video games and drinking beer. My chosen mode of dress is unimportant, but trust me it is very comfortable. Right now I am really into Jade Empire and I am finding it to be probably the best single-player RPG console game I have ever played. I am playing a female martial artist character (we can go into why guys like playing female characters in RPGs some other time) and I stopped in a village tea house, where the chef challenged me to try some of his more interesting culinary creations. Now that I am done laughing hysterically, I will go back to playing the game.