August 03, 2005

Sherman, set the Way-Back Machine

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Your host in fourth grade. A MINI me.

Yeah, that's me in what I believe to be a fourth grade photo from [booming voice] CATHOLIC SCHOOL!!! [booming voice fades away] These photos of my brothers and I come to me courtesy of my cousin, Karan. Good God look at my 1970's hair! It's practically an afro! And check out the patriotic background - anything to make you stop looking at my hair - with waving American flag, which is likely out of date and only containing 48 stars, and there's the Capitol Dome too. I am still trying to remember what the open book prop was. It was probably a guilt laden religious text of Catholic dogma with drawings of smiling priests helping young boys into dark confessionals. Either that or an American History text. I do remember that these photos were taken in the cafeteria, which was located under the church itself and to get to it we had to take this tunnel that ran under the recess yard (surrounded by a high wrought iron fence with gate) from the basement of the school.

The middle brother, Richard in second grade.
My youngest brother, Thomas in first grade

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Dood! You look like you're about to start spouting dogma.

Luckily, your karma has run over your dogma.

Man, I love that joke.

Posted by: Steve-o on August 3, 2005 10:29 AM

personally, I love the tie :-)

Posted by: Lynn on August 3, 2005 10:42 AM

Wait until I post my Senior Year portrait and you see the GIANT CLOWN-LIKE BOW TIE they made us wear for that! And that was at Westminster Senior High... a PUBLIC school! Only freaks - like that little turd, Tucker Carlson - who want to emphasize their ears wear bow ties by choice. If a man has to wear a tie he will wear one that points down towards his package!

Peace,
--Will

Posted by: Will Burnham on August 3, 2005 11:54 AM

Catholic School??..aha..so that explains the flower porn

Posted by: ronnie on August 5, 2005 11:23 PM