Frosty the Snowman says, "NO TRESPASSING"

No trespassing or Frosty the Snowman will open a can of wintery whoop ass on you!
That snowman may have an inviting look - all smiles and friendly-like - but I think he is trying to entrap kids just so he can kill them. All he needs is a stick. That's one messed up mo-fo of a snowman if ya ask me. You'd think the recent warm weather would have melted his frozen ass. He must be drinking that iced tea I see advertised on TV.

I just love when folks leave the Christmas decorations and lights up all year round, especially when they combine them with signs and symbols unrelated to the holiday. Dumb rednecks.

Seen on Main Street, Middletown, MD. April 9, 2005.