February 07, 2005

How many Bush Administration officials...

...does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its condition is improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are illusional spin from the liberal media. Illuminating rooms is hard work. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effort. Why do you hate freedom and democracy?

Via MM Thanks for the Monday morning laugh MM.

Posted by Will Burnham on Mon Feb 07, 2005 | Comment on this entry
Comments

You don't like the darkness that we've worked so hard to bring to you? You just don't support the troops.

Posted by: Steve-o on February 7, 2005 10:48 AM

besides, if it's dark in here you can't see too much of what's going on in places like Abu Ghraib and "Git-mo".

Posted by: Lynn on February 7, 2005 11:52 AM

HA....

Posted by: DAveed on February 8, 2005 02:06 PM

But it's a bulb with homosexual desires and so it MUST be changed...

Posted by: juli on February 8, 2005 05:29 PM