Butt Attack Punisher Girl

I figured that title would get your attention as well as create a couple of more hits for this site on Google. I’m not referring to some kinky butt fetish (there’s another string sure to generate hits), so anyone who comes to my site via a search for butt punisher girl or butt attack girl or butt punisher fetish or any combination of those will likely be very disappointed that this is not some form of BDSM fetish site. Those looking for obscure anime on the other hand might be more appreciative. I am referring to a very obscure Japanese anime show of the late eighties called Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gotaman.

Now the question that may be on your mind is, "okay, so what was Will looking for on the Internet when he found Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gotaman?"

Honestly I wasn’t on the Internet looking for anything. I was over at Jeff & Becky’s and, as our discussions often do, things turned to anime and anime cons. J&B started laughing when they recalled that the anime con video rooms would always advertise a showing of Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gotaman at ungodly hours of the night; most commonly 2:00 and 3:00 AM. Never having heard of this show before I jumped on B’s computer and did a Google search. I was a little surprised that there’s not a lot about this show on the net. There’s one synopsis from this web site and one very small photo of the heroine at the same place. My favorite line from the synopsis is, "Villains beware her mighty ass of justice!"

In case the site with the synopsis and review should disappear I include the full text with full credit to the author here below.

Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gotaman
Synopsis:
Our heroine Mari is an innocent, boy-shy, devoutly Christian young girl who's just entered a religious high school. When her best friend is kidnapped by a mysterious cult, Mari prays to the Virgin Mary for help. Instead, the Buddha shows up and tells her that she's going to be a magical girl. But not just any magical girl, mind you...none of this fuku-wearing, pink-wand-waving crap. She is presented with a sumo-style loincloth (magical, of course) and instructed to go kick bad guy butt. Being a good little Christian girl, the Buddha has to talk Mari into it, but she grudgingly agrees to bare her ass for the sake of her friend. And so Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gotaman was born! Villains beware her mighty ass of justice! Wedgies only make her stronger! Not even Darth Sumo can withstand her mighty posterior!

Review:
Yes, you read correctly, Darth Sumo. He shows up as this huge sumo wrestler with a Darth Vader helmet on, called (get this...) "Dark Veda". This one rivals The Ultimate Teacher for sheer wacky and disturbing insanity. Probably the silliest point in the show is when the villains have a competition to find Gotaman, using the butt-print she left behind on Dark Veda's chest (yes, I know exactly how silly that sounds). When she appears, the bad guys attack her with a sword, only to have her catch it in her buttcrack, and snap it off...now that's what I call an ass of justice! The atomic-powered wedgie is also rather mind-warping, but just about everything in this show is mind-warping. Like the Ultimate Teacher, this one is fairly old (illustrated by the somewhat lackluster animation) and easily overlooked...man is that a crime. A show this impossibly silly should be seen by everyone with a sense of humor, so go contact your local fansub distributor and bug them to get it...you won't be disappointed.