Having a Caulk Christmas

After the wine tasting at David and Apryl’s last evening we finished setting up for our Northern Virginia chapter of the Knights Who Say Geek Christmas party. David picked up subs for everyone, Apryl made cheese and cracker trays and Jeff & Becky brought the libations. When J&B arrived I already had a good buzz going from the cheap ass Alice White Merlot. Like I said in my earlier entry, this wine isn’t much on taste, but it does give a decent cheap buzz. David mixed up a batch of Long Island Iced Tea (great on taste and a superb buzz) and we gathered around the table to eat. There was much drunken laughter over a tube of caulk (you had to be there) when David said to me, “Will, hand me your caulk would you?”
"Do you think you can handle my caulk?" I replied. Our drunken dirty minds rapidly went downhill as David read the various labels on the tube and caulk became synonymous with a slang word for… oh hell you’re adults, you know what I mean. Here’s a sample of what we were uproariously laughing at. Replace the word caulk with… well, you know.

Caulk, it seals cracks and fills in joints both inside and out. Caulk is inexpensive, durable, and multi-purpose - and best of all, it's easier to use than you might think! It's caulk of course, and with a few helpful hints and a bit of practice, you can be a do-it-yourself caulking pro.
HINT: Your caulk project will run more smoothly if you keep these items handy:
*Sponge
* Paper towels
* Small bucket of water
* Mild cleaner
* Caulk smoother
* 5-in-1 Tool for removing old caulk
HINT: How much caulk do you need for the job? One standard tube contains enough caulk to cover 26 linear feet with a 1/4" x 1/4" bead. That’s a lot of caulk.
HINT: The best fill is usually achieved by pushing the caulk into the gap in a forward motion. However, in some cases (particularly where the side materials are rough or uneven) a pulling motion may work better, as the caulk will be less likely to get snagged along the gap.

I told you that you had to be there.

We are so asily amused when drunk. After dinner and gift exchange we retired to the family room and watched Kung Pow Enter the Fist. This is a very silly film that paradoies Kung Fu movies and is best viewed when inebriated with friends. I did fall asleep at one point during the film and was told I snored a bit, much to the amusement of the others. I awoke from my drunken nap in time to see the finale of the film. The evening came to a merry close around 10:30 and I collapsed onto the sofa bed dreaming about what, I have no idea. Merry Christmas guys and thanks for an excellent evening!