September 10, 2004
Who Likes Short Shorts? Advertisers, that's who!
Cheer for short shorts!
As guys, let me clarify that, as straight guys we check out women all of the time. We are hard wired to do so. It’s nature, instinct and YES it is how God made us. A couple of years of moral and religious training is not going to wipe away thousands and thousands of years of nature's programing. We look at women’s butts and breasts and we really don’t need any encouragement to do so, especially when women dress and walk around in public like this. Not that I am against this… not at all.
I'll stop looking when I am dead and any straight guy that says he doesn't look or that he only looks at his girlfriend, wife, very best friend is a damned liar. Just like those guys that say they never masturbate! LIARS! We generally don't get caught looking, but when/if we get caught we take flack about it either directly from the woman we are looking at or from their boyfriend, girlfriend, father or husband, or from our significant other! It is tough enough being a guy and seeing the women in a state of half nudity. Face it… we are going to look and now we are being actively encouraged to do just that thanks to butt slogans. This summer women and underage girls started putting slogans across their asses for us to read. Talk about mixed signals! Don’t look, now look, not only look, butt read my ass while you're at it! Here’s a few slogans I think should be on short shorts.
1. If you are reading this you’re looking at my ass.
2. Kiss my…
3. Bite my…
4. Don’t look at my ass
5. Do not spank
6. Spank
7. Whip it… whip it good!
8. This space for rent
9. Your ad here OR This space for rent
10. (small font) If you can read this you’re too close.
11. I‘ve got the buns, now where’s the beef?
12. The Greatest Show on Earth
13. Just do it
14. Mmm, mmm good
15. Buns for Kerry!
16. Lick Bush in 2004
Feel free to add your own slogans. I’m sure that Lt. Dan will chime in on this one. Maybe he can come up with something more creative that HNA.
By the way, if you find any of this entry or the photos offensive or you are upset in some way about this go re-read slogans #2 and/or #3 above.
One more time for my straight guy and lesbian friends of course.
"EXIT only"
Posted by: David on September 10, 2004 01:32 PM"Turd Cutter"
Posted by: mm on September 10, 2004 02:50 PMIt's so funny because it's true! Like I said the other day you are a riot. How about this one...
Scratch and Sniff!
;-)
Posted by: SuzieQ on September 10, 2004 03:07 PMHow about "Can't Touch This" or "Hammer Time" - okay, so I'm stuck in the 80s.
Posted by: Becky on September 10, 2004 04:25 PMhello will my wild the american fiend.
As to always yous pixtures are ExSEELant. habid is to like your picutres much. my choice for slogan is simple.
"Habid"
Best wishes to my fiend
Posted by: habid el sharif on September 10, 2004 05:33 PMhello will my wild the american fiend,
habid just to udate correct email and website.
habid to use his website as a sort of blog.
best wish
Posted by: habid el sharif on September 10, 2004 05:50 PMHow about the word ass-hats inside a red circle-slash....
Posted by: juli on September 10, 2004 06:25 PMHabid! You're back!
Juli, that's perfect! I belive my friend MM could definitely make that happen in the Cheer photo via his fantabulous skills in PS.
Posted by: Will Burnham on September 10, 2004 07:56 PMWill- Welcome to my world. HNA (Hot Nipple Action) and PLA (Panty Line Action) have become the standard attire, especially in FLA.
I think an appropriate slogan would be "shaved" or "open in front" "deposit in rear"
"penalty for early withdrawls." Or simply, "imagine."
I hope your wife don't burnumdown your house!
Posted by: Joe on September 10, 2004 08:45 PMHi Joe, If she did she'd be burning down her own house as well and besides Jenne has no problems with my posting these images. If she did then I wouldn't be posting them. Jenne reads my blog everyday. In fact I made a point of showing her this very entry when I got home from work. Her comment was, "... if I had a body like that I'd be flaunting too and if guys wanted to take my photo I'd let them."
Posted by: Will Burnham on September 10, 2004 09:11 PMWomen don't have problem with their main guy looking at other women...because when women stop looking WE'RE dead. It may be different things that attract: A man's eyes, his wrists or manly forearms, his legs or the ever popular "nice butt"....but if you think you're getting away with something if your wife or girlfriend doesn't notice you looking, you're not. She might not be noticing because SHE'S looking.
All that having been said, the first thing I thought of when I saw this picture was "Glamour Don't"!
Posted by: Lynn on September 11, 2004 12:23 AMHail to the women who have the sense/security to understand that men will look at anything with boobs, and either accept it or make a game out of it...
Funny...we women ain't that much different than you men! ;) Afterall we all do the same but the only difference is we don't watch men's tits ;)
Posted by: Bananas! on September 13, 2004 11:06 AMPark here $5.
lol
I think the only thing that bothers me about those shorts is seeing a ten year old girl with "sexy" across her ass.
Posted by: Lee Ann on September 19, 2004 01:49 PM