June 30, 2004

4th Worst Poetry EVER!

I open my weblog email account this morning and I read this...

Take that!
Trust not to much to appearances.
Family is the most important thing in the world.
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The worst thing I can say about democracy is that it has tolerated the side of the right bush for four and a half years.
All my concerts had no sounds in them.
They were completely silent.
The people had to make up their own music in their minds!
Have you ever seen a pedant with a warm heart?
By Pervert Q. Collin

Was your head as close to exploding as mine was? Lord help me, I have been spammed by something akin toVogon Poetry!!

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"All my concerts were completely silent.
They were completely silent.
People had to make up their own music in their minds!" is a misquote from Yoko Ono.

A couple of the other bits, I remember from other web sites.

Interesting what the spammers will string together these days, isn't it?

Posted by: GerenM on June 30, 2004 09:10 AM

Agggghhhh! Must.Not.Run.Into.Traffic! Eiiiieeee!

Posted by: Lynn on June 30, 2004 09:41 AM

I would rather be thrown out an airlock...

Posted by: Dave on June 30, 2004 10:44 AM

All I can say is that Vogon poetry is better than Yoko's singing anytime. And truer words were never spoken than "Immanifest predisaster post dive bromy rite out wallop!" - at least back home on my planet!

Posted by: Uber-Pea on June 30, 2004 01:11 PM

Perhaps the habid write these spam.

Posted by: Clark on June 30, 2004 05:13 PM

Quick! Take out your Babel fish!
Where's Habid been? Is he on the ship and coming to see his American Feind? ;)

Posted by: Theresa on June 30, 2004 08:35 PM

I have no idea what happened to Habid. I think he's been lying low since I came down on him about his comments about the girl with the blue-green hair. I didn't ban him and he's still welcome here, as long as he doesn't make inappropriate comments about underaged girls.

So Habid, where are you?

Posted by: Will Burnham on July 2, 2004 11:03 AM

OK, this is what I ended up with from the Vogon Poetry generator...

See, see the incoherent sky
Marvel at its big piss yellow depths.
Tell me, Jeanna do you
Wonder why the chihuahua ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel disgruntled.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your spazilicious facial growth
That looks like
A cheese.
What's more, it knows
Your gregarious potting shed
Smells of clover.
Everything under the big incoherent sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm dead oppossums.

...and they call that bad poetry?

Posted by: juli on July 2, 2004 04:03 PM