The H in Honda is for HOMER!

The demise of my Saturn also meant the loss of my Simpson's bumper stickers and window clings. I had this great bumper sticker that had Diamond Joe Quimby on it. It said, "VOTE QUIMBY IN 2004! It's Happy Hour America." I hated losing that bumper sticker. That REALLY pissed me off. So yesterday I stopped in Spencers, Hot Topic and Sam Goody looking for new Simpson's bumper stickers for the Honda Hybrid. Below is what I found.

He comes from the land of wind and ghosts! It's Mr. Sparkle! He is disrespectful to dirt! Can you not see that he is serious? Out of his way, all of you! This is no place for loafers! Join him or die! Can you do any less? What a brave corporate logo! I accept the challenge of Mr. Sparkle! Awesome power! What are your plans for summer vacation? For lucky best wash, use Mr. Sparkle.

The only way to drive. Need I say more?
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Just say NO!... to coffee and give me a beer, but not while I drive of course. Drinking and driving is bad... ummkay.
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