That is the question on my mind. Who is this regular and mysterious reader from afar! Where exactly is Afar?. Where did he learn the English? HABID we want to know more about you our Internet friend. Here is a list of questions that I would like for you to answer so my readers and I can get to know you.
Send me your answers in a private email (don't post them in the comments) and I will make you the first of a new regular feature at You Lite ‘Em… Will Burnham, called In the Hotspot (that is until I can come up with a better name for it). For now I am borrowing from the Bernard Pivot questionnaire, which I think is excellent. Should you, the reader have suggestions for questions you would like to see in In the Hotspot feel free to submit them for my consideration.
HABID, I am hopeful that you participate and I am sure many of my readers are as well, so here are your questions. Let me know when you can send me the answers.
1. How did Habid find web site of You Lite 'Em Will Burnham?
2. When and where were you the born?
3. Where does Habid currently reside (general geographic area)?
4. What was it like the growing up?
5. What is your memory the favorite of childhood?
6. What do you do for the Shitty Little Job (SLJ) and do you the love or the hate it?
7. What profession other than your own would Habid like to attempt?
8. What profession would you not the do, no way, no the how?
9. What does Habid do for the hobbies and interests?
10. What is your movie the favorite?
11. What is your TV show the favorite?
12. What is your book the favorite?
13. What is your the favorite food and the favorite drink?
14. What is word that Habid like to yell when the cursing?
15. What turns you on?
16. What turns you off?
17. What sound or noise do you love?
18. What sound or noise do you hate?
19. What are your feelings about President George Bush and please honest be? No one from USA will come after Habid.
20. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear (insert deity of choice here) say when you arrive?
For now I will invite other readers to participate in the hopes of making this a bi-weekly feature (lets see how long that lasts). I would REALLY like Lt. Dan to be my next guest for In the Hotspot. What say you Lt. Dan?
PS, By the way, my last name is pronounced BURN UMM.
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hello my will the american wild fiend.
habid, would like the respond to my the will. alas, habid can not to send the email, habid is to use the pc at the work. All the email is to be read by the boss. so no email for the habid. Your comments is a secret outlet for habid to respond.
habid would like to the say that you ask many the question, but i will try the answer.
1. How did Habid find web site of You Lite 'Em Will Burnham?
one the day habid did the search on the lousy job and found my the fiend wild will american!!!
2. When and where were you the born?
I was to be the born in the hill country of Tszaklejmijism many the year ago, it was i think the 1947
3. Where does Habid currently reside (general geographic area)?
I am in the country that is the india
4. What was it like the growing up?
habid would run through the hills and play with the sheep and camel. as the much young man, habid found the sheep quite the comfort.
5. What is your memory the favorite of childhood?
One the day, habid took the camel from the barn. many the hill i rode the camel. habid much to enjoy riding camel.
6. What do you do for the Shitty Little Job (SLJ) and do you the love or the hate it?
I habid, must do the technical support for several software company. i not name the name but it is the bad job. the phone is to ring. many time it is american with the problem of the PC. habid is the exceleent programmer, i was schooled in the assembler the language. but as the job, i read the script.
when you the american call, it is the first step to reboot your the PC. Always. now, the boss is the mean son na the bitch. we must to have 4 calls active at once. so while you the american are retheboot the pc, i take next call. you guessed it, regoot the pc. all the damn day.
in the end i assignt he case number and i have no the iedea what to happen then.
habid hear that the help center is the job of the american, now in the india, but habid is not to raise the sheep anymore.
7. What profession other than your own would Habid like to attempt?
habid is the farmer with the simple life. sometime habid see the tv america. habid saw the show, simple life with some blonde the bobim-- hilton paris? as lt the dan says, much the nipple action. anytheway, habid would like to have paris the hilton spend the life with habid on a sheep farm. that is the dream of habid
8. What profession would you not the do, no way, no the how?
habid is not to design model train. i hear from the will, the pain, and habid is not to touch the train.
9. What does Habid do for the hobbies and interests?
will, the wild american the fiend, you ask the much question.
habid main the hoby is back to the sheep. when habid to leave the slj he go to the farm. nights under the star with the sheep is much the habby of habid.
10. What is your movie the favorite?
besides lawerence of the arabia, habid much to like Animal house. buy why they not eat the horse?
11. What is your TV show the favorite?
habid not to watch much the tv, but when habid is in the city, some the time habid is at the shop of how you say, well we smoke the hubly bublly pipe and relax, favorite the show, is mtv, real the world. how is that 7 the people in a nice house always fight? habid like on the current show, the one with the stacked chest, much the more than paris the hilton, you know the one? other the show that habid is to like is soprano, how much the food can one person eat and not to explode? touuney spoprano look much like the pillsbury the dough boy?
12. What is your book the favorite?
habid favorite the book is the English for the dummy.
13. What is your the favorite food and the favorite drink?
Kat is the favorite food. As well as leg of yack. with the rice, always habid eat the rice. Drink is the american pepsi.
14. What is word that Habid like to yell when the cursing?
habid will go to the hell if he to be the cuss, so habid no the cuss.
15. What turns you on?
paris hilton, and the other one on the real the world.
16. What turns you off? habid, no like to see the men at the resort in the speedo. how can the man wear the hammock of the bannana? habid no to like.
17. What sound or noise do you love? the chirp of the locust in the night at the hill country under the stars.
18. What sound or noise do you hate?
The Fart.
19. What are your feelings about President George Bush and please honest be? No one from USA will come after Habid.
Bush is the devil. he is but the little man, who is trying to please the daddy. his the daddy is not to happy that he failed. now his the little boy bush is trying to make daddy the bush happy by playing with the missle. habid, notlike the bush.
20. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear (insert deity of choice here) say when you arrive?
Just the kidding, get the habid back to earth for the next 100 the years.
Well will the wild my the american fiend.
there you have the habid story, sorry no the email, but i still wave the little american flag. maybe i come to the amercian one the day and see you, jenn and lt dan. i show you how to cook the good cat.
habid
The hammock of the bananna?!?!
Posted by: Lynn on April 21, 2004 09:43 PMHabid is kusin to me Apu in land karjakistan fiend wil
Posted by: apu on April 22, 2004 10:50 PMyou are a funny fiend, will burnem.....
my daughters just returned from mexico where they were witness to the banana hommock fashion feaux pas that is sweeping tacky tourist beaches of the world
Will, this is freakin' great. You already have an incredibly interactive site on the comment front, but to take your 'fans' and put them center stage, that's classy. Love it!
Posted by: juli on April 23, 2004 03:08 AMThat was great Will and Habid! Many smiles!
Posted by: Shannon on April 23, 2004 05:13 PMMy I have certainly been missing a few things here. Every blogger should have a HABID! lol
Posted by: Lee Ann on April 25, 2004 09:55 PMUsted habla espaņol
Posted by: Steph J on November 7, 2004 12:54 PM