July 17, 2003

Before Cancer Comes Along You Can Whip It... Whip It Good

And for years my parents told me that I'd go blind, or grow hair on my palms if I did this, but the truth is out there. Thanks for all the lies mom and dad. Because of your myth spreading I may end up with cancer. I can still work to prevent the cancer though, but with terrible consequences for kittens. Oh what to do? Ziiiiipppppp.

via Geren

Posted by Will Burnham on Thu Jul 17, 2003 | Comment on this entry
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Great news. An apple and a jerk a day keeps the doctor away. I may live forever.

Posted by: clark on July 17, 2003 10:04 PM

LOL! The great thing about this form of cancer prevention is that your loved one can play a significant role in keeping you healthy. All they have to do is lend a hand so you don't have to go it alone!

Posted by: Will on July 17, 2003 10:07 PM

Hiya sweeties. First off the color of the day is sky blue. Just like the current skies over my home town of Baltimore! Oh the summer is turning out oh sooooo sweeeeet! I like summer as people wear less and less and I get to see more and more. WOOF! Who wears short shorts!? By the way, I don't need to worry about prostate cancer if what the articles say is true. I have lots of helping hands to keep me cancer free! WOOF WOOF! Save the kittens, get a friend to help you prevent prostrate cancer! Ta ta for now!

Posted by: Rainbow Rob on July 18, 2003 09:47 AM