Jenne just called from the rest stop on I-68 in Garrett County, MD near Friendsville. According to Mapquest she has covered a distance of 326 miles. The estimated time given by Mapquest to cover this distance is five and a half hours. Jenne has made it in under five. She's not doing the speed of light, she's doing Warp 9!! She will definately be home by 3:00 p.m. Now, did I remember to throw out all the beer cans, hide the porno magazines and DVDs, and stash the beef jerky? Curse my feebel brain.
Tell her to watch out, if she hits warp 9.9 she will end up in a time loop!!!
Posted by: Dave on June 16, 2003 02:50 PMNo, that's warp 10. Warp 9.9 just rattles the hell out of the ship and warps your face all funny like.
Posted by: GerenM on June 16, 2003 03:41 PM