Jenne left this morning for Ignace, Ontario in the Great White North, eh. She'll be gone for the next ten days to visit her mom and dad and celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary (Webster's Dictionary describes a wedding as, "The process of removing weeds from one's garden"), and her dad's 75th birthday. Beauty, eh. As for me I'm staying home. That's right, Will is home alone! I have a full fridge of back bacon, donuts and beer, beauty, eh. Ok this is for all you hosers in like the US that don't know what backbacon is. It's like what you would call Canadian bacon, and it's like good with beer and donuts, eh. I have movies, the seventh season of Buffy, video games, porno, and no making the bed! I'm not totally alone at home if you count the cats. Take-off you cats! I have plans to get together with various friends for fun, food and frivolity. Weather permitting I'll take a day trip to either Gettysburg or Antietam. I'll hit The Orient in Towson for sushi, eh and go to Honolulu's Tiki Bar & Restaurant in Alexandria, VA, beauty. In general I'll just hang out and go with the flow, eh. I'll be working next week and there will be no major changes in the workweek routine, but if a good opportunity should present itself I would not rule out calling in sick you knobs. Me with no spousal supervision for ten days! Beauty, eh! This could be bad, eh. Oh do you know how to spell Canada for real? It's spelled like this you hosers, C eh, N eh, D eh. Beauty, now take off, eh!
At least you know how to cook and won't be eating cereal three meals a day for ten days... As dangerous as you make yourself sound, you don't fool me. After all, I was only gone on a factory tour overnight and when I came home the side of the dishwasher was gone, plywood was piled in the hallway, half of the kitchen floor and all of the molding was gone -gone! I tell you, like the sand and the foam! Jenne has no worries.
Posted by: Lynn on June 6, 2003 11:48 AMHmmmm...my dictionary doesn't have that definition for wedding, but it does for weeding. How strange.
Posted by: dictionary person on June 6, 2003 01:35 PMDear Dictionary Person, I take it you aren't a Simpson's fan? If you are you must now be ashamed of yourself for not picking up this reference from episode [1F20] Secrets of a Successful Marriage.
Posted by: Will on June 6, 2003 02:07 PMd'oh!!!
Posted by: dictionary person on June 9, 2003 07:49 AM