Woo Hoo! I made $2 tonight all because of my web site. I’d post a photo of the bill right now if I had PhotoShop on my secondary PC, but I don’t and I don’t have the room on the hard drive to even install it. As soon as I get the PC problems fixed I’m going to post a photo of it in the same sort of way that a small business frames its first $1, $5 or $10 spot. How did I make two bucks you ask? Well my neighbor Dan the Man gave it to me for my post about how Wal-Mart re-wrote J.R.R. Tolkien’s, The Hobbit. Seems that Dan hateses Wals-Martses even more than we do my precious and we hatesis Wals-Martses soooooo much! Filthy, stinking stupid, dirty Wals-Martses. Hates it we do. HACK! I even renamed them WhiteTrash-Mart! I get all worked up and angry just passing by one of their sores… I mean stores. No wait... I do mean sores. They are everywhere like zits on a teenager's face. They are a festering canker sore on the lip of Mother Earth and a temple to rampant consumerism and materialism. I don’t give a rats ass if they do have cheap prices, and you know what, they aren’t going to get my $2 either! I'm going to frame it. Thanks, Dan.
ACM levels: All day = 3
But they have DVDs 2 for $10! How can we pass up a deal like that?
Posted by: GerenM on March 7, 2003 11:00 PMGive them 5 two dollar bills if you must!
Posted by: Dan on March 8, 2003 11:54 AM